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Friday, June 18, 2010

For all the Crybabies

Are you an extremely sensitive person? Can a slight, rude remark set off a torrent of tears from your eyes? Do your eyes become moist at the thought of leaving home and staying at a new place? Do you cry when a close friend ignores you? And, do you feel embarrassed when someone notices that you cried? If the answer to the last questions is 'yes', read on.

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How to let the world assume that you are all right when you are actually choking:

1. Take the weather's help. If it's cold, say "I think I'm catching a cold. My eyes are watering". If it's hot, splash your face with water and leave it wet.
2. If you are living in a city that is rich in flora, like Bangalore, say " I'm allergic to pollen". Else, you can even blame the dust!
3. If you have long hair, leave it loose so as to cover your face.
4. Sing aloud a rock song.
5. Show off that you are a protective elder sister or brother. Talk to your sibling about how his/her studies is going on. You could give all the gyaan on handling the exam pressure.

Do this; people around will think you are perfectly ok. After a while, you'll actually be all right! :)


PostScript: Do not try to act smart with your Mom. She'll somehow know that you are sad.

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Current Song:

Payal by Jal (Album : Boondh )

Kaanch ke thhe saaare vaade
Rishtey ya kachche thhe dhaage
Dil ke taaron ko chhed kar
Tum kahaan chal diye

8 comments:

  1. Well, nicely written Sri.. You've selected a rare genre of people to talk about :)
    I'm wondering what made you write this :)

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  2. It would help if you're able to attack the agony with a comical or silly thought. Like an impulse force, it blocks the tears ,at least for the moment

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